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Stephen Colbert channels Herman Cain in big anti-rally

CHARLESTON, S.C. — The biggest political rally of the primary season was hosted Friday by a fake Republican who is running for president even though he’s not on the ballot and a real Republican who is not running for president even though he is on the ballot. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about how the masses — the cynical masses — view the American political system in the winter of 2012. Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert, a South Carolina native and one of the most influential American satirists of modern times, drew thousands to a 45-minute performance on the College of Charleston campus billed as the Rock Me Like a Herman Cain South Cain-Olina Primary Rally.”I want you to vote for Herman Cain, because Herman Cain is me!” Colbert said to a roar from thousands of mostly college-age voices.Because there’s no write-in option for South Carolina’s Republican presidential primary Saturday, and because the ballots were finalized before Cain dropped out of the contest, Colbert asked supporters to make a vote for Cain a vote for him. He’s even aired commercials funded by a super-PAC he founded — the same kind of super-PAC that dominates political advertising in this race.The rally culminated Colbert’s nine-month effort, televised nightly, to raise money for his super-PAC. The point was to educate the public about how this new kind of political fund-raising works while exposing the loophole-laden law that lets big money sneak into the process.A lifelong South Carolinian, J.G. Walker, 55, who vowed to vote Cain/Colbert on Saturday, said: “One of my Republican friends said, ’You’re making a mockery of the system.’ I said, ’Exactly!’ “The rally, taped to be telecast on Colbert’s show Monday, came a day before the second anniversary of the Citizens United Supreme Court decision barring the government from limiting political spending by corporations and unions.That decision spurred the growth of super-PACs, some of which are run by friends or associates of candidates they support, though coordination is forbidden. Some commercials that super-PACs underwrite have contained negative or even false attacks on rivals.To get around the no-coordination rule, Colbert got on-air advice from his attorney (a former Federal Election Commission chairman), handed control of his super-PAC to his friend and Comedy Central colleague Jon Stewart, and changed its name to the Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super-PAC. Its motto — Making a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow — remained unchanged.Colbert has raised money from viewers through the super-PAC’s website, and through such methods as catching balls of rolled-up cash thrown at him on the street. In keeping with super-PAC rules, he has not revealed how much he has raised, but he has funded several absurd commercials. One calls Mitt Romney a serial killer.It was all legal, Colbert repeatedly assured viewers. That was his point.”You can thank the Supreme Court by going into that voting booth and voting for Herman Cain!” he declared Friday on the campus’ Cistern Yard, where candidate Barack Obama rallied in 2008. “Because, sadly, it is still illegal to vote with just pure cash.”After a marching band warmed up the crowd, Colbert sang “This Little Light of Mine” with a gospel choir. Listeners, some leaning from windows in Randolph Hall, screamed affection.The media, he said, thought the rally was a joke. “If this is a joke, then they are saying our whole campaign-finance system is a joke!”

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