Defamer Australia favourite Cheryl Cole turns twenty eight today. She’s had a rough couple of months (but she’s okay!) so it’d be real nice if you lot could send her some good vibes, alright? To celebrate the anniversary of her birth, let’s have a listen to one of my favourite batshit crazy (in the BEST possible way) Girls Aloud tracks.

Firstly, what does ‘Miss You Bow Wow’ even MEAN, you know? And which bit is the chorus? THE WHOLE SONG IS LIKE, FIVE DIFFERENT HOOK-LADEN CHORUSES SMOOSHED TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE INSANE BUT ADDICTIVE POP SONG.

And now, via Fuck Yeah Cheryl, here is a smokin’ hot photo of the birthday girl.

And there you go. Happy birthday, Cheryl Cole! Hope you’re enjoying your new dirty blonde hairdo!